Archive for December, 2007

Ta Ta.

Monday, December 17th, 2007

I suck at packing. So I checked out a website to see if I left out anything important. Found a great tip for packing for an oversea trip:

Make sure you have enough underwear. At least 2 extra of the number of days of your intended stay.

OK. Checked. I brought extra. Just in case I ripped one off farting.

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Enjoy your Christmas everyone!

I’ll be stranded in an airport somewhere with a bunch of goofy acquaintance on Christmas for 8 hours. Let’s hope I can still sneak out and have the craziest Christmas ever. That’s my plan. Wish me luck.

Gaahhh….!!

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

WARNING: Random.

Year end sales chasing is taking its toll on me.

That bitch of a target is so evasive I’m forced to work doubly hard and it seems that I won’t be able to retire from this chase any sooner than the last day of this year…

Sales target is so high this year I will suffocate from the lack of air when I reach it. IF I reach it.

I know many of you are already in the mood for your year end holiday. Blardy hell, I also want…:(

Nirvana

I need to start doing some meditation or something. If I can’t be in Nirvana physically, at least I can try to experience it in my mind.

I do have a holiday/year-end getaway planned. But I’m still not in the mood for it yet, not with sales figures still looming at the back of my mind, like some giant insect monster thing ready to eat me up if I pay any less attention to it.

Trakeena
Not a sexy one like this

 

Hmm….so that’s why work kills.

On a different note, I was finally able to make a visit to IKEA last weekend (After thinking about it for more than a year, I wanted to do some minor renovation for my room  more than a year ago. Damn, time flies..). I was only able to get myself a new comforter, some covers, a bedspread and an ‘office’ chair, mainly due to the lack of budget and because a new bed won’t fit in my f*@king car so I can’t drive it back.

Being a 1 1/2 day/ 1 night trip, I was able to catch up with some schoolmates I’ve not seen for some time, and also met up with my colleagues who are working in KL (mainly because I needed a place to bunk in, hehe… free accommodation at the heart of KL, I was promised  the most exquisite and wild nightlife, but it didn’t turn out as supposed to be..Damn you YWK!! But I still love you bro, remember me the next time ;P).

To my luck, there was an extra room available all for myself and it was a nice gesture of my big boss to let me use it, even though I’m not working that weekend. Hmm, you’re a good boss…..and unfortunately, YWK come and kacau again….(still love you, bro. Ha…!)
Yea, and someone who said wanted to meet me was somewhere far a way and didnt drive that night so could come meet me. Say only….. :P

……….

When I buy new electronic things, there are two things I absolutely love to do:

1. Smell and lick it.
2. Sleep with it for a night or two. Involvement of sexual act depending on mood.

Ok. kidding.  KIDDING!   Don’t freak out on me, k.

The REAL two things that I do:

1. Read the manual. Every single printed word. My love for printed materials expand even to this genre: manuals. The thought of a thick user manual is exhilarating! Manuals are like dope to me…YUM! I know it sounds geeky, but still..

2. Explore the new possession physically as thorough as possible (actually most of us do this). If pressing the little button on the left at the same time with pressing the ‘on’ button produces a certain result, I wan to know what it is and try it at least once! I want to play with every single thing and know every single detail. It’s like an obsession for minute details. Exploring my partner’s body during sex won’t be as exciting! …………only kidding! Got ya again. *lameness meter reaching 9.5.*

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