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The most bizarre of the improbables has happened.

I managed to sneaked myself into this seemingly impenetrable fortress that house my blog.

Woweeee……!!

Ok, now, what should I do? Hmm… I think I’ll just whore my other blog.
So, please go HERE.

There is no telling when I’ll be able to repeat this feat, and I’m still wondering, am I the only one having trouble accessing my blog? So, will everyone/anyone out there reading this now, whether you’ve been blogging with frienster or not, if it is not too much of me asking, to try and click on your ‘update blog’ link and tell me what in the world is going on here.

Go. Shoo.

And do come back and tell me about your findings, eh.

You should go HERE instead. No, really, GO.

I’m considering updating my blog at blogspot instead of this one because I’m always having trouble logging in. It has occured to me that it could be the friendster people trying to get back at me because of my constant whining about their service, and here I am at it again. Yea, I’m a sucker for conspiracy theories.

A new blog I set up at blogspot has the same name and I’ve moved the contents from this blog over there. The layout looks much better.

On my birthday, I tried to log on to update my blog but had the same trouble again, as described in a past entry, so I updated at blogspot instead. Anyway, I figured I would have to move to blogspot in the future anyway because my Friendster blog do not keep an archive of my entries, since I’m still using their free blogging service. I have no intention to pay to blog yet. I am a cheapo so bite me :p

My new policy is that I try to put a picture with every post. So, here….

Cool eh? A rare moment. I was still driving when I took this pic with my phone and the girls were screaming at the back. Look at the speedometer, I slowed down ok! Whiners!
 

So here’s the deal. Siew Lean has posted her first entry in her blog, and I think it’s damn good. Pulitzer prize material, I tell you. Being the smarty pants I always has been, I was thinking to myself: I can do this too. I can write GOOD.
And so, equipped with my somewhat limited vocabulari, and a larger than elephant ass ego, I’m gonna try to write something with similar grandeur. So, here goes….

Wait, before that, I must stress that the material you are going to read is like, totally original. There is not even the slightest possibility that the plot, ideas, words originated from her post. Plagiarism is despicable. All those who plagiarise should be sent straight to hell. No. They should be castrated first, then sent to hell. Ladies would have their breast removed.
So, you will not find any part of my material to even remotely resemble her entry. Totally no connection with hers, got it? GOT IT?

Ok, back to the real deal…

The sun going down adi, but not all the way down, ngam ngam halfway like playing peekaboo like that.The rumah atap all empty. All went out clubbing, or went do something naughty. Left two insan in the rumah, in the room. These two siao lang stay close close. They are baby siao lang and mother siao lang. Mother siao lang cekik the poor little baby siao lang. Juz kidding. Touching only. Baby siao lang couldnt care less. He was too busy tasting her neh neh. It’s damn hot outside, so they were both sweating like hell. Both smelly like hell. Baby siao lang continue sucking her neh neh, and summore, and summore, and summore, and summore, and summore.And then, "NEXT", moved on to the other neh neh.
After the mother siao lang’s reservoir is depleted, baby siao lang also chiak pao liao and went to chiak something else, chiak bantal (means sleep la, Einstein!!). Satisfied with her first experience of feeding her baby, with a sore neh neh, she went out clubbing to celebrate.

(I really want to continue the story, but I sense a tsunami of negative vibes aproaching, so I stop here….)

See. I can write a decent strory. I think mine is a lot better than hers. Don’t you think? Yea. I think so too.

Actually it might have been a bug they couldnt fix, but heck, it still messed up my normal blogging schedule I try very hard to keep. Glad you all kept your cool, my dear blodger(term coined from xiaxue, which means blog reader. Ingeniuos, isnt it?) fans. By now, I’d assume I have tons of fans reading my blog, because I get marriage proposals at least once a day in my mailbox, all claiming to have read my blog and told me I swept them off their feet with my charm and idiosyncrasies.

Ok, OK! Hold your horses. There is only one me, ok! I can only marry 7 of you at one time (I’m like the modern ‘wai siu bou’, I’m strong. Ahem). But you can still wait ’till I get bored with my current wives. I assure you, I have very short attention span. THEN, I can marry you. So make sure you leave me your contact no. Stay home always, wait for my call, and you might just have a chance. But of course I can’t promise you anything. As I’ve said, I am only one man! Unless, of course, you’re rediculously hot. In that case, call me NOW! What?! Why are you still reading? Which part of NOW that you don’t understand? Go grab your phone.

GO!

Wait, brb,something I forgot to do.

Ok, now that I’ve taken care of those voices in my head with some Zyprexa, let’s get back to my ranting about how friendster shut me down from blogging the past week.

I was kept from blogging for the past week because everytime I click on the ‘update blog’ link, I end up where I started; my friendster home page. I kept clicking on that same link for the next few days, but to no avail. Realising cursing at my screen would’nt work (believe me, I’ve tried, with all my might. *pun not intended*), I tried clicking on a different link. All working fine, except the ‘update blog’ and ‘edit album’ link. After awhile, I began to hate seeing my homepage loading up. I still have uneasy feelings in my stomach when I look at my homepage now.

As you can see, I’m back now. So all is fine. No need to take Luvox anymore to control your wahoo.com withdrawal symptoms. At last, you can worship your god again on this sacred ground known as wahoo.com. At last, you………I think I need another dose of Zyprexa.

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Cool links

Anyway, if you have a broadband connection, here are some cool links of a few P2P software that I’m using for downloading movies, anime, mp3, software, watch internet tv and a whole load of other cool stuffs. Gotta fully utilize the broadband connection, right.

Bitcomet.
I’m pretty sure most of you are familiar with bittorrent files. Bitcomet is only one of the bittorrent client (software), many others are available. I find it very easy to use, with lots of extra features.   It is reported to conflict with ZoneAlarm 5.0 though. I’m using version 6.0, so I’m safe. I use Bitcomet to download movies and animes mainly, also e-books.

Limewire.
Limewire is another great P2P software. The fact that it has got iTunes intergration makes it very nice for downloading Mp3.

Kugoo.
I use Kugoo to download chinese Mp3s. It’s made mainly to cater for chinese speaking dudes, so even the sofware is in chinese also.

ppStream.
This one is pretty cool. Another chinese made software, but this one is for watching China’s tv channels. Hong Kong’s TVB is also available. A good substitute if you don’t have Astro at home.

All these softwares are free for download and use. With the powers of these softwares, there is no need to buy anymore cds, dvds, books, or subscibe to Astro. Even those pirated vcd peddlers won’t be able to make money out of you anymore. Because you become a bigger (and greater) pirate then them. A lot of materials you download using these softwares are illegal. Now don’t say I did’nt warn you.

After you’ve done downloading to your heart’s content, you can get back to worshipping me on my blog.
Thank You.

Wait. Now just one more thing. This whole post has been without a photo. A post without a photo is boring, rite? So, here goes…..

Ghost sighted!!! No. This is actually a ‘Wanted’ photograph. This is the culprit who stole robbed my ‘Moonlight Fried Hor Fun‘ of one of it’s 2 huge prawns! In that split second when my food arrive, even before the plate touches the table, one of my precious prawn was in the hand of this siao cha bo. Ceh! Early celebration of my birthday konon. I kick you then you know.