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Mondays are like a curse for some people. It’s the day we have to start hauling ass and get back to what we should be doing: working (to earn a living), or studying (to be able to earn a living someday, hopefully).

For me, it’s important how I handle Mondays cause it’ll effect my  performance the whole week. As i’m in sales, and as what they always say, sales is an energy business, the higher the energy, the more effective you are, which means the richer your pocket gets. I like.

So to boost up that all important energy level of mine, I’m gonna indulge myself in an activity that all men are familiar with, and also spend countless hours doing it. By the way, it’s a really rewarding pastime, cause apparently, according to studies, it increases our heart health. Yes, it does. No kidding.

What am I talking about? Hehe, what else…looking at girls loh.

Discalimer: The contents below are totally safe for all ages, even childrens and senior citizens, especially males. If your granpa is around, get his ass over here to read this with you, it’ll do both of you good. Why? Studies shows when we men look at a woman’s body (even fully clothed. What were you thinking?), we get aroused and blood starts to flow faster in our blood vessels, thus promoting circulation to the whole body and possibly removing plagues at the same time (amazing, rite?). There are no nude or offending photos in this post. Only pictures of healthy young women indulging in sports. They are extremely sexy though, but not in terms of revealing too much flesh, but more of the sexiness of being active and healthy, if you know what I mean.

So, here is, my list of the sexiest women in sports:

No.1 in my list:

Guo JingJing, the diving queen of China

The Olympic gold medalist in Athens 2004, clinched her 3rd consecutive world champion title in 3m springboard in the 2005 Montreal World Aquatic Championship.

Ok. Maybe you think this photo is too model like and maybe heavily photoshopped too.

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So let’s look at another one.

gorgeous, aint she?

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Some more….

Absolute beauty.

And, bachelor no.2:

Anna Kournikova, tennis princess

She needs no introduction at all. With heaps of product endorsements, she is the poster girl of tennis fans and the epitome of sports beauty. A rose with lots of spiky torns. In 2004, her parents sued her for allegedly taking over a waterfront home the three jointly own. Ouch! Dangerous women are sooo sexy!

Moving on, no.3 in the list:

Michelle Wie, the sexy golf amatuer

Michelle Wie, a korean descent born in Hawaii became only the fourth women, and the youngest ever to play in an event on the main US based men’s golf tour, the PGA tour. She’s only 16 years old!! and already 6 foot tall.
Michelle, I have a question to ask you, err…um, will you marry me?

Let’s feast our eyes on more Michelle Wie…I mean, on MY Michelle Wie.

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Next, we have…

Tennis babe, Maria Sharapova

Eh, Maria, why are you looking at me like that? You SO want me. I know.
Ahem.
Maria Sharapova is the new queen of tennis. I watched the 2004 Wimbledon Final where she beat the crap out of Serena Williams to become the first Russian to claim the title, and instantly fell in love with her.
Maria, you can be my second wife. I’m sorry, I have to marry Michelle first because she’s Korean. She’s just closer.

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Walau, pose like that meh? Ok la, maybe I’ll reconsider.

and, finally, last but not least, we have a Malaysian winner:

Malaysian squash beauty, Nicol David.

She’s a beauty, I tell you. These photos here doesnt do her justice. I’ve seen her in person. She’s a lot cuter. 
Yes, Nicol, I’ve seen you, back in 2001, in Mandarin Cafe, Sungai Dua in Penang!

For those who do not know (shame on you!), Nicol is now ranked 3rd in the world and has just beaten world no.1 Racheal Grinham to become the first Malaysian ever to win a gold medal in the World Games.

Nicol looks so hot in action. Nicol, you can marry me too 

That’s my new motto. So that it would match the smiley face sitting so unassuming in the space where my photo used to be in my frienster profile page.
It’s so cute, don’t you think? I’d give anything for a face like that. Soothes the heart just by looking at it. And in case you don’t get enough of the mood regulating therapeutic effects of just one smiley face, go click on the ‘view photo’ link under the big smiley face. Go on, don’t be shy, GO.

and tadaa!!…….EIGHT MORE smiley faces, just for you. (All of them with captions to explain to you what I’m doing in those photos that makes my face so happy. Just use your imagination.)

Wow, if one smiley face makes you feel so good, just imagine what eight of them will do to you?! It might even bring you to ORGASM!

The people at Frienster are so good to me they messed up all my photos and replace them with all these cute smiley faces. Aww….those precious smiley faces, I’m not worthy. Give it to someone who deserve it.

Eh, just a thought: but my face isnt round? My eyes are not just 2 f***king dots either, and I swear to holy mother of Christ, I’m not that happy and smiling all the time!

So PLEASE, fix my photos already, WILL YA!!!

If you notice, I’ve photoshopped the faces of the people in my previous posts to conceal the identity of, um, everyone in the pics.

No, I did not recieve any death threats from  disgruntled fellow colleagues/friends/family members who are not happy with me putting their pics online.

And no, there ain’t any concerned buddy telling me I’d get sued by putting other people’s pics in my blog without their permission. (But really, can I, like, get sued for that?)

It’s just that I’ve been thinking (yea, um, I do that sometimes). Some people might have a different view on what private information is. I mean, some people might just be a wee bit sensitive about having their pics online, on my blog, WITHOUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE. Ok, I can understand that. Would’nt you be concerned?  No? really? You narcissistic freak!

But I really do understand. So from now on, I would make everyone of you, who are priviledge enough to have your geeky face posted on my blog, to look like your face’s been zapped by an alien’s laser gun, so no beings on earth would be able to recognise you. Unless of course, you’ve given your consent to me to post it here, in which case, it will appear in all it’s naturally freakish glory. Thank you.

Ok, let’s see some more alien-laser-zapped faces, er, just for the heck of it, k.

Which style you like? In case you’re wondering why I left out the guy holding the mic, that’s my pretty face. I won’t sue myself, so I guess it’s ok.

What? Want more? Aww…ok, just one more.

Ok, this one does’nt look like he got attacked by aliens but it looks cool right? See the guy having coffee in the background? I am so thorough in my work I didn’t leave him out and did a fix on his face too. Talk about attention to details.

I think I’m getting good at this. Wait, *lightblub glowing above head*, let me make you an offer. If you send me a photo of yourself, I’ll give it the alien-laser-zap treatment and post it on my blog. FOR FREE. What d’ya think? It’d be fun, wouldnt it? We can start a galery or something.  And I promise I’ll keep your identity secret. Heck, you don’t even have to let me know who you are, whether you know me or not. Just send your pic to my email: sakuragi.c@gmail.com

I’m serious (how many times do I have to repeat myself to get your attention?) It’s a great idea, aint it?  You hit a few buttons, and we all get entertained.  How many times have someone offered to zap your face silly (face on your photo, of course) and post it online? FOR FREE.

Original shit, huh.

Pls read Part 1 first (not that there is continuity that would otherwise be uncomprehendable if you read this part first, but since this post is named part 2, I guess, what the heck, do as you like…)

Cameron Highlands

This is the second time I’m driving up to Cameron using the new road (enter at Simpang Pulai). Me and my colleagues were very well treated by our company. We get to stay at Equatorial Hotel near Brinchang (about 2 km away). The Equatorial is a 4 star hotel, and it is rated as the second bestest hotel in Cameron Highlands. The highest rated being Lakehouse Resort.

The Equatorial has great views and some very comfortable apartments (besides the hotel rooms). We stayed at a 2 rooms apartment with a spectacular view.

Nice!

Albeit all the great facilities of a 4-star Hotel, they still manage to screw it up by some substandard service and poor management.  When we got there, there were no slippers and towels in the apartment. We called, and were told slippers are not provided for occupants but they will bring the towels as soon as possible. Now normally I wouldn’t have given a damn whether they provide slippers or not but here in Cameron Highlands, the floor is icy cold!

We thought it was only a glitch that happens on the rarest of occasions, but we were dissappointed again the next day. No towels again. WTF, rite!? 4-star hotel? Dissappointing.

Also, we were only provided with one towel each. No hand towels provided. They charge RM5  for each extra towel. Never seen a 4-star hotel so kiamsiap one. I think they’re trying to cut cost or something, as apparently, ours was not an isolated case. Others also had to request for their towels. Such simple thing also cannot do, call yourself 4-star. haiz.

Anyway, apart from work, we also went around scouting for good food. Boy, can we eat!! Food, food, food all the time. And of course we went for steamboat, one of the must do if you come to Cameron Highlands. The cold weather makes steamboat really really goood.

Don’t forget the fisballs, faster, put fishballs first. Fishballs. I like. A steamy scene at Cameron. (steamy scene. Hehe…)

We had steamboat at Restoran Kowlong, Brinchang. The parking area opposite the restaurant was the site for the famous pasar malam in Brinchang.

If you think the huge prawns in the last steamy picture (steamy picture. hehe…) was the star of the meal, how very wrong you are, my young padawan.

Introducing, *drum rolls*  the real star of the  meal,  Fried Mushrooms!!  *applauds….screams* 

Mine! They are all mine! Wuahaha… (eh, why look more like fried shit? eww..)

After feeding ourself fat that night, we worked like dogs again for the next few days.
In all, the trip was enjoyable.

THE END.

Sleepy Hollow

I’ve been working for 2 consecutive weekends, luckily had a chance to rest last weekend. The first was to Kl. The second weekend was in Cameron which I’m gonna write about in a while. I’ve accumulated some serious sleep dept now. If the body has some kind of debt collector like what those ‘along’ have. I’d already been chopped to pieces.

Chop chop chop!!

I think it has. Only working in a different way. One of these days I’m gonna crash myself straight to hell by falling asleep behind the wheel. I spend, like, 3-4 hours driving everyday. So, Ipoh shitheads! Better watch out for me!I’m gonna mow ya ‘all down like chickens or dogs or whatever with my blue Unser.

Don’t get me wrong, I like dogs. Especially the squashed ones by the road side. Cute.

Kidding. KIDDING!

See what lack of sleep has done to me.

But seriously, move your big fat butt out of the way when you see my dream cruiser in the close vicinity. I’m dangerous. Ya know what I’m saying?
REMEMBER: Blue Unser =  run for your life/ give way, like what you do to an ambulance.

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Land of good food

Since my colleagues (from KL) and I are supposed to meet up in Ipoh before driving up to Cameron. They decided to come earlier (at lunch time), so that they can enjoy some Ipoh food before going up there to work like a dog (see, told you I like dogs, mentioned them twice in this post).

And so I brought them around to fulfill their crave. First stop was Tin Chun restaurant in old town where we had chicken hor fun, satay and egg pudding (really famous there). Then, by request, we headed to the famous ‘tau fu fah’ place opposite Foo San restaurant.

The ladies enjoying ‘tau fu fah’ and ’soya mixed with cincau aka black and white’. 

This ‘tau fu fah’ stall is sort of like a drive-in stall, only it’s not exactly drive-IN………..anyway, you get to enjoy the famous Ipoh ’smoother-than-silk’ bean curd in the comfort of your own car, cause you just have to park nearby the stall, yell at them and they’ll happily send it over to you.

Lastly, we stopped by Indulgence for desert. This atas restaurant with a great ambiance is very comfortable and serves really good cheese cakes. However, the bill will really hurt your wallet.

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tired…the bits on Cameron later. Chiao.

A friend of mine called and told me he read my blog, says it’s cool, I’m gonna be famous and I look hot in the pic.

Alright, he just told me he read my blog.

But that really starts me thinking, ‘do I really wanna be read by my friends’? Is it the reason I blog?

Frankly, I have no idea why I started blogging. I read a few blogs, thought it’s cool and wanted to try it mostly to amuse myself. I wanted to see a site with the name Wahoo.com badly. I also wanted to write words like shit, fuck, tits, boobies, wanker, clitoris, and assy all in one page (whohoo…!! Now that I’ve done it. I might just stop blogging). 

I probably have too much time on my hand.

Ya know, my friends would never believe I wrote those stuffs I just did. In real life, I’m this all polite and decent human being who doesn’t smoke, drinks only for business purposes, and wouldn’t (oh god forbid!) let slip a single swear word out of my mouth. Profanity is just not in my everyday wardrobe.

On a more serious note, I thought it would be a good way to record the crazy shit I have to deal with everyday and laugh about it later when I reread it. A place to do some mental purging, so to speak.

And Cham, no worries dude. It’s not like I’m gonna bad-mouth my friends here, or tell the world you’re actually gay, or tell them about the time in secondary school when you were doing the impression of tarzan or something, jumping from table to table, howling your personnal battle cry, then then then banging your head on pure-hard-CONCRETE (ouch! I feel your pain, bro. I really do.) and end up lying on the ground while the whole class laugh our asses off.

Muahahahaa…! I’m evil!